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A creative writing major with a Masters in Crack Pairings and a PhD in Multishipping. INTP, 25, formerly studying in the UK, now back attending the University of California- Riverside. Loves taking writing requests along with making edits and fanmixes. This tumblr will post NSFW material.

Current fandoms: Marvel, Teen Wolf, Final Fantasy XIV
Things my heart used to know, things it yearns to remember.
tags » anastasia · fox animation ·

feelingfairyish:

Little Hermione doing Hermione things. 

tags » harry potter · fanart · q ·

noemail:

snoop dog going around in a blonde bob wig telling people he’s a white man named Todd is the best piece of performance art of 2014

tags » text post · todd · snoop dogg · basically ·

gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

japaneesee:

rewatchingpokemon:

a day in the life of misty

okay but this literally the entire first series in one gif

Every time I see a post about hymens and virginity, I need to say this and reiterate it and just make everyone understand:

your first time is not supposed to hurt

your first time is not supposed to hurt

your first time is not supposed to hurt

IT IS NOT A REQUIREMENT TO BLEED FOR YOUR FIRST TIME

REASONS YOU MIGHT BLEED FOR YOUR FIRST TIME:

  • Not enough lubrication.
  • Not enough preparation.
  • Not enough foreplay.
  • Your partner is a giant dicksplash.

TIPS AND HINTS FOR YOUR FIRST TIME THAT I WISH I HAD:

  • LUBE IS YOUR VERY BEST FRIEND! Yes the vagina secretes a fluid that can act as a natural lubricant but that is not enough for vaginal sex. And for some women (like myself), they do not secrete nearly enough for even penetration, let alone sex. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH LUBE.
  • FOREPLAY, FOREPLAY, FOREPLAY!!! You want to be good and turned on, like super turned on, coz the more you’re aroused, the more pliant and warm your vagina is going to be, and it’s more likely to allow a dick in without tearing. Like even when you’re giving birth, doctors nowadays will actually massage the outer rim of your vagina so that everything loosens up and allows A FUCKING BABY TO BE BORN WITHOUT TEARING YOU.
  • PREPARATION (WHICH IS SOMEWHAT RELATED TO FOREPLAY)!!!! If you have never had anything in your vagina before, you’re probs gonna need a couple fingers in there to help you loosen up. This can easily be tied into foreplay.
  • A GENTLE, UNDERSTANDING LOVER WHO KNOWS AND RESPECTS THE ABOVE HINTS!!!! You don’t have to be in love with the person you first have sex with, but it should be someone who respects you and your boundaries!!! Before having sex with someone, explain to them these things and your masturbatory experience, your wants and needs. If they don’t respect that THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR VAGINA.

Basically it comes down to this: if your partner says “it’s normal to bleed the first time,” sit him (or her) down and talk to them about what actually happens and how it’s supposed to go. If they respect that, cool. If they don’t, fuck ‘em. Actually no, don’t fuck them, dump their ass and find someone who doesn’t subscribe to the belief that anything as lovely and intimate as your first time having sex has to hurt.

This is a basic patriarchal myth to both scare women from having sex, as well as contribute to the laziness of men in terms of making sex enjoyable for their female partners.

Sex never has to hurt. And don’t you dare let anyone tell you that it fucking has to.

If you have health problems that legitimately make vaginal intercourse hurt, there are a billion other things you can do with your partner, and you should communicate your health issues to every single partner. Again, if they respect that, rock on. If they don’t, tell them ‘adios’ and leave the bedroom.

even more information about the hymen

tags » health · sex · reference · queue me up scotty ·

thatfunnyblog:

also this is my favorite vine

tags » DC · dc: art · cassandra cain ·

http://babybutta.tumblr.com/post/96302210434/pastel-gizibe-babybutta-pastel-gizibe

http://babybutta.tumblr.com/post/96302210434/pastel-gizibe-babybutta-pastel-gizibe

babybutta:

pastel-gizibe:

pastel-gizibe:

babybutta:

pastel-gizibe:

Some white woman just asked me (awkwardly) for a foundation that was MY skin tone and red or pink lipstick because she was going to an Africa themed party.

Someone give me the strength to keep my hands to myself.

YOOOOO did she just ask…

I work at a makeup counter -_-

*UPDATE 2*

THAT BITCH IS GONE!
Literally pushed out of the store after leaving me with this little gem:

Manager: Ma’am, you cannot ask a black woman for the supplies for blackface-

Her: It is a COSTUME! Like, why are you being so damn difficult!? It is a party for AFRICA! I have to be black, OBVIOUSLY!?

Me: Can’t you be a lion or something? They live in Africa-

Her: Don’t be stupid.

Manager: I know your intentions, and we don’t do that here. Please leave.

Her: I’m really sick of you guys playing the victim here. You’re acting like I asked for a Hitler costume!

Me: Security, can you please do something?

Her: *being pushed out* I should have NEVER asked a nigger for help! All you people do is complain about everything and sit on your asses with no jobs, lazy people!

Me: You are AT MY JOB RIGHT NOW, you crazy bitch!


In short, I am REALLY over some white people today.

….”But I’m not a racist.” 

"I should have never asked a nigger for help!"

I’m kinda speechless over here.

tags » the dream team · haikyuu!! ·

fashion encyclopedia: Ashi Studio fall 2015 couture

tags » fashion · couture · inspiration ·
tags » queue me up scotty ·
viwan themes